Remember the days you could call someone on their house phone and if they weren’t home you would have to leave them a message and put trust in the fact you actually mean something to them and they will actually call you when they get in !

Remember the days when fast food was actually fast food and not slow as hell till my fries are cold food..lol!

Remember the days when you would get on a bike and ride all the way to the corner store just to buy a pack of nerds and a slurpee… And you would end up tryna juggle everything on your bike to make it home in one piece

Remember the days when you couldnt wait for the latest movies to get released at the video store so you could drive all the way there to rent it and bring it back before the dreaded late fees occur … And let’s not forget there was an extra fee if the VHS was not rewound.

Reminicising lol!!
A random moment from CMQ

So last night I was had a dream I smelt something burning… Of course like I would in real life I got up to investigate the smell only to realize something on the stove was burning… I jumped out of sleep and the moment I opened my eyes the smoke detector in my apartment went off… Like in real life… Scared the crap out of me !!

Are you one of those people who grope for your cellphone in the middle of the night in between dreams? Just making sure the red light is not blinking and you didnt miss anything while you were in your peaceful slumber.

Are you one of those people who bring your cellphone to the bathroom and put it on the counter while you shower..?

Are you one of those people that can be on the train on the way to work, only to realize you left your cellphone on the counter at home….and your crazy ass will get off the train and run home to grab your phone… sacrificing being late for work just so your cellphone will not be lonely for the day?

Sad to say I am one of these people…. I dont really remember when I became so reliant on a cellphone but I do know that I can’t imagine life without it. It literally has become my life… all my special events are recorded in it… kids photos… calender… alarm…. social networking… blogging…. everything is done from this one little device.

I actually catch myself before reaching for my phone… because I have noticed the dependence I have on it. I start to feel bad.

I can’t even bring myself to turn it off at night so I have settled for putting it on vibrate… with the hopes that one day I can graduate to fully powering down… when I am powered down for the night.

HELP ME! MY BLACKBERRY IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE!!!!

*CMQ*

From the curve of her breasts to the curve of her round stomach

The miracle of life…

It’s amazing that no matter how times a woman goes through a pregnancy

The miracle never ceases to amaze

The feeling of little feet and little hands

Caressing the inside of the womb has both a feeling of ultimate sentiment and ultimate infatuation

It is an amazing feeling to love someone you have not even met

Unconditional love for this little life you have created

The miracle of life…

Something that goes unappreciated far to often

It is many times taken for granted

And used as a tool for winning the love and affections of others

Far too often these women forget that, that life will need to be nurtured emotionally and physically

It is far more than an event in life

It is a journey

A journey that can never be taken again

Beautiful woman embrace the miracle that your body can do

And love those babies more than you love yourself

*CMQ*

Came on tonight to speak on an issue that leaves deep sadness in my heart. Mostly because I love family members and close friends and hate to see anything less than good happen to them. I’m gonna enlighten you with a story.

So a regular fairy tale… girl meets boy… boy likes girl… but… girl doesn’t feel the same way. More or less looks at the “boy” as a good friend… a friend with benefits if you must.

Boy and girl become great friends over the years and this boy becomes the go-to person when things hit the fan with other men.

As life goes on girl becomes an old middle age woman … who’s kids are grown.. has a couple failed relationships… and this man sees his chance to grab her and make her his own. He figures she’s done wandering and that by now… she must can see that he is the one for her. Before this relationship commences…. he confronts the daughter and asks her.. what her thoughts are on her mom and him having a relationship finally. The daughter… wearily states that… she knows her mother.. and a relationship with her is hard and trying. Her mother does not want to settle down and doesn’t like being tied to a needy man. It best if they just remain friends. He nods and acknowledges what she said… and says no more.

The mother than decided after much sweet talking that she is going to give this man a chance. She figures she has known him long enough and things can work. She confides in her daughter that she and this man decided that they are going  to move in together and buy a house. The daughter firmly reminds her mother that thing are not easy when it comes to her and relationships and that it’s probably best she gt her own spot and just dated him first. The mother who is now defensive… tells the daughter that she is making this move and she needs her support…. so the daughter asks her a very important questions:

a) Is this house in both of your names or just his…? She claims it is just in his name and he “promised” to switch it over to her name also …. once she is settled in….

ummmm…… huge huge huge huge mistake…. let me tell you…

LONG STORY SHORT…. Her and the man had their last horrible falling out this week past…… he told her to leave…demanded her to leave her keys to the car he bought her…. told her he will send her stuff that she bought (which is 90% of the household items) to her alternate address… and told her to get out….

He than called the police and let then know she is crazy and he wants his key back.. He called her workplace (which happens to be Child Abuse Services) and told them she has anger management problems and probably shouldnt be taking care of children,.. He sent her 2 garbage bags of stuff…. but declined to include her $500 camera… Her $1000 worth of household items purchase…. and none of her jewelry or clothing…. not even her passport

The woman who was naturally upset called the police and let then know he will not release the rest of her stuff…. the officer called this man and asked him when she can pick up the rest of her stuff….. the man replied….. she never lived here and she has nothing here that belongs to her….

Let keep in mind this woman kept no receipts of cash mortgage she helped pay… no receipts from household items purchased…

I hate to say it … BUT…. I TOLD YOU SO!

Hmmmmm women… One of the most complicated creatures in the world… I am a woman and I don’t understand nothing about them.
For starters.. When it comes to our taste in men; our expectations and goals are completely out of bounds.. We want a man who’s good looking, good in bed, good cook, smart, good job, muscular, a family man.. And list goes on and on and on… When the hell does realism set in? The question women need to ask themselves is whether or not they can meet even half of this criteria themselves.. We have to meet men half way he may be good looking and smart.. But he may have no cooking skills and may be mediocre in bed..
We have to learn to weigh which points are more important. What means more..and what will bring u guys far in life.. Remember when the handsomness fades there has to be something there to keep u interested…
Just a thought
CMQ**

I remember that look…. lol! It meant your a** was grass if you didn’t do the opposite of what you were thinking of doing.

So where did that fear go…. ?!?! I saw this kid in McDonald’s today…. throw his happy meal at his mama because she said he couldn’t have another toy

The joke of it all is that scenario could have gone in two ways in “my” world.

scenario 1: My mom would get up from the table and beat me senseless with ever bit of that meal … including the tray

Scenario 2: My mom would get up…. and walk away … get in her car and drive off.

LMAO! I mean really… it wouldn’t end well either way.

The moral of this story is… we need to teach our children a respect for elders (especially their parents). If a man can’t talk to his mother right and treat her with the dignity and respect… how can you ever expect him to grow up and treat a woman who is not even his flesh and blood right? How can you expect a girl to have respect for herself if she never had to follows simple rules and regulations as a child….

Famous quote from the GOOD BOOK….

Raise a child in the way they should go… so when they get old they will not depart from it…

Tru Words

*Bless*CMQ*

This is my BUN A FIRE week and I think I should beable to BUN A FIRE as I please !!!!

10 things I hate about IGNANT ASS PPL:

1. I can’t stand when people think they can talk down to you because at the moment they feel they are on top of the world…. Get off your high horse…..! Every dog has his day and I guarantee your day is coming when your ass is gonna need some healthy companionship by the same person you dug you high heels into at one time.

2. I can’t stand young and dumb girls who are miss know it alls… to the 10th power… I mean really shut your big mouth and listen for a second… you might learn something and your stupid ass might just realize that older people usually… (and don’t quote  me on this) have more experience.

3. I can’t stand men that use girls as tools. We are not meant to be used and thrown away… but before you click the “x” on my page cause you think I’m a man hater…. refer to #4

4. I can’t stand women who let me use them as a god damn garden tool… and than you guys have the nerve to get mad and want to fight in public when they dismiss you like a piece of trash that in most cases you are…. you need to have mad respect for yourself in order for a man to even look at you in a good light in the first place.

5. I can’t stand when people do you a favor without you asking… and remind you over and over that they did that favor for you…. I mean really! Why the hell did you do the favor in the first place…. ?

6. Young men need some damn manners… learn how to talk to women… they don’t like being called “Ma”, “Shorty” or “Yo”… most women prefer their names… if you asked for the name properly chances are you wouldnt have to call them any of the above mentioned.

7. Why the hell can’t men just put the toliet seat down…! Is it that hard…? Does it take that much time? Did your hands go to church?

8. More couples need to tell each other how much they love one another… this may seem tired and foolish but when you get older… it makes the relationship so much stronger… its reassurance that carries over the years… kinda like LOVE  rollover minutes.

9. I don’t get why healthy food is more expensive… it has less chemicals… more good natural stuff and yet.. its so damn expensive… don’t these MothaF***ers know its a recession

10. Dumb pretty girls… OMG story of every mans life. Ever man has dated one… because it feels nice to walk into a room with a good looking girl. But I guarantee the envy will end when she opens her mouth… men…. (shaking my head) use some discretion when it comes to the pretty girls… if they don’t know whether Ottawa is a Province or City… there might just be a major problem.

*BREATHE OUT*

*CMQ*

Usually I don’t laugh at the titles of my blog but a chuckle is definitely in order. This a topic of mass discussion… I’ve probably had it with 50 random ppl this past month.

VALENTINES DAY!!!!

I am a big time Valentines Day activist… I don’t believe in it. Why does everyone think it is romantic to reserve a special day to treat your significant other right??? WTF (pardon me…) happened to the other 364 days in the year. Why this one day! I mean really…  your man treats you good … buy you gifts randomly… gives you all the extra love and attention that alot of woman crave for…. and when this blasted day from hell comes around… ya’ll bitches wanna get all rank on a man!

I mean let clear the smoke for a moment…. what exactly makes this date special to you! Besides the fact every commercial in Feb tells you that it is “suppose” to be the most romantic day of the year. I can only speak for women… SO LADIES!!!! GET YOUR MIND RIGHT! Stop stressing these men out about this holiday and concentrate on what a good man you may have who makes it feel like V Day… everyday